Pre-order Book 1 · out 23 Aug 2026
Corey Naylor – Space Janitor
They came for the ship. They forgot about the janitor.
Now on pre-order · out 23 August 2026
Corey Naylor
Die Hard in Space, with an unskilled janitor.
The pitch
Not everything Nole Moody writes leaks in from Weird Britain. Some of it happens a very long way from Britain, in the maintenance corridors of a starship that has just been boarded by pirates.
Corey Naylor wanted a quiet shift, a working mop, and a day without anyone marking his access card as suspicious. Instead he got armed pirates, a failed security team, and a bucket of cleaning supplies that may not be entirely legal. The pirates came prepared for soldiers. They did not come prepared for the janitor.
No dragons, no portals, and nothing to do with the wider Weird Britain. Just the same instinct for ordinary people trapped in absurd systems, pointed at a spaceship instead of a staffroom.
A comic science-fiction novel, out 23 August 2026. Pre-order now and it lands on your Kindle on release day.
The series
Two books, one very long shift
Corey Naylor is one story told in two halves. The boarding begins in Space Janitor and finishes in Hold My Mop, the concluding part of the saga. No third book, no dangling shift rota.
The crew
Meet the characters
Mandatory reading
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